I mean I wasn’t really fully aware of its place in pop culture history, that it’s this thing that everybody watched together. And ta-da! From now on, all the “Dale Cooper” Tumblr hashtags will be infused with gay porn. As it happens, I was at the tail end of watching all of Twin Peaks. But the company I was working with at the time said no. I wanted to be Ben Joyous, because I’m jealous of Ben Jealous, who is the head of the NAACP right now. I was looking to choose a new nom de porn, rather than letting the production company choose one. What’s not to love? I caught up with him recently, to find out what he’s been up to lately and also to swoon while he told me about his porn career. Dale Cooper is charming and handsome, with a handsome face, a disarmingly seductive voice, and a dick the size of your arm.
